let me simply say that i’m pleased to make your acquaintance.
we hold these truths to be self-evident:
- that the grapefruit is an appallingly underrated fruit;
- that the apostrophe deserves special protection; and,
- that saying things enough times will either erode them or make them everlasting.
in the interest of numbers 2 and 3, here we are.
if i find a way to incorporate 1, as well, i’ll make a point of it.